I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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