You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
