How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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