There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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