K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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