i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
