doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The air taste purple.
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