HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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