I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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