your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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