He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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