You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I am naked and annoyed.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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