awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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