bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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