i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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