She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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