I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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