i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
