Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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