Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Do plants get herpes?
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