This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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