you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
