I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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