This girl is more easily done than said...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
false alarm, still single
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
