just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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