just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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