with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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