i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
