i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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