I feel like abortions should bother me more
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
