just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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