chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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