did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Come see our sink grown plant.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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