Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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