quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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