You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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