doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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