exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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