So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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