She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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