Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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