Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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