i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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