If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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