Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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