Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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