yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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