Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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