New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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