Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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