But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This beer is not sobering me up at all
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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